gross.

Yesterday at work i got two containers of salad dressing spilled all over me and then slipped and fell on my face in the middle of the restaurant. I was a complete mess and ready to cry. I walked in my boss's office and he laughed at me. I was so glad when someone ordered a frozen marg cause then i made way too much and poured it into my cup and finished it off. one of my regulars was nice enough to go to his car and get me a shirt to wear, he then proceeded to force jagerbombs and flaming dr. peppers on me. i wish my boss wasn't there at that moment, cause i would have totally downed those babies. haha.

last night i went pier jumping last night and now my feet are all cut up and bleeding. damn having to run barefoot on gravel and climbing on docks. i'm like limping around now. booooooo. but it was totally worth the pain. it was like 15 of us jumping off a shack on the dock so it was higher than usual.
well i'm off to cvs to go pick up bandaids and antiseptic so that i don't get diseases.

love you all.
-Jean

I've gotten to the point where I am actually listening to Incubus again. Ugh.
I went into work today and during pre-shift my manage looks at me and said "are you working today *looks at paper work* Your name is highlighted.. let me find out whats going on... have you gone over your test yet? Oh... that's what wrong...."

I failed my server test.

I'm not too bummed about it, as I knew that I wouldn't be able to remember all that stuff in one shot, the first time around. But it still feels pretty shetty. Everyone fails, but I failed by so much I have to retake it. I'm trying really hard not to give up on myself. I love food, I can remember I can remember I can remember.

I'm in a sticky boy situation (who's surprised?). I saw old pictures of one of them today- quite a babe 15 lbs ago. Quite a dad now, but thats just my type :) I suppose I'm going to hit the hay. I've been hanging out with Jess again lately. i missed her, even though we share a room. It's nice to finally feel adjusted to her not living the single life with me (heaven knows i could use a partner in crime though to wreak on hearts all over brooklyn).

I have to plan a Brooklyn brewery trip soon.


joneses.

i'm growin' up.

hey ladez.

so i was just recently informed by phil that he is coming home from cali tomorrow. i didn't feel any excitement when he told me. i'm kinda really happy, i guess this really means that there is nothing tying me to him anymore. i wouldn't care either way if i saw him or not. he's no longer my best friend, he just some guy i used to date. i guess not talking for 8 months was one of the best things to happen for me.

well i'll update you all on how this encounter goes.

love love love.
-Jean

boredumb.

i think i'm having an epiphany, and that epiphany is making me feel like life is the most mundane, boring shit. endless cycles. wheels go round. nothing really interests me anymore and it sucks. i don't know if it's the slow pace out here or if it's the 9-5 daily grind, but there's a major part of me getting eaten away. it really blows.

i'm really nervous about this whole purchase situation. jean, i tried faxing my paperwork from the bank the other day but i was a retard and forgot to press '9' before dialing the fax number. so, it kept saying the connection was busy and i eventually gave up. i will do it the right way on monday. i hope they get everything in time. i'm also really jittery about leaving colorado. i miss new york, i miss the loves of my life, but i'm just so afraid of making the wrong decision yet again. you all know how impulse and stupidity are totally my style... i'm trying to change it up a bit. i need to get myself out of this existential funk, out of this deep emo wormhole and get back to loving life before i lose my silly self completely.

i wonder all the time what it would be like if i had stayed back there this summer. i don't feel like i've taken steps backward, yet i definitely don't feel like i've taken any steps ahead. i just feel kind of frozen in time. i'm biding my time and losing my mind in the penalty box, pseudo-voluntarily, watching everyone else score. i wonder if this mindset is unconditional, if i'd still be in this slunk even if i were dancing on the counters at threesevs pt. 2. i highly doubt it. a rapidly growing part of me thinks i'm just crazy, but the remaining sane part thinks that it's just side effects of having a completely new lifestyle and going at it alone.

i am hoping that i will make the exact right decision soon, and my life will become a permagrin parade.

guyetti, happy birthday. i wish i could be there to drunkenly throw street meat at you, but only in the most loving way. i hope everything is perfect, i hope you get lots of hugs and high fives and i hope you will feel my undying love for you and the power of the jambon surrounding you in spirit. i miss you wifey.

i am going to try to call every single one of you tomorrow. i'm starting to feel that love, laughter and your sweet voices in my ears will be the mood medico bestico.

gabs on the morrow, dears.

miss miss miss love love love.

-gary.

snifflesnots.

where are my ladies going to be after september?!!

-gary

move in with me...all of you.

i just read that whole last entry with a sad face.

woahh. how come mom is moving back home? and what will you guys do after you break the lease in september? will there be a threesevs pt.3 or is that a wrap on threesevs?

we all embarked on brand new adventures this summer. jones and guyetti, you guys faced the real world. britt, you moved to a plave where you knew no one except your family. mine was a new adventure in the friends department. i stopped hanging out with all of my high school best friends and now hang out with my sea cliff children. i only met them in like february, but i feel like i've known some of them forever. if it wasn't for them my summer would of been pretty dull. i wish you all could just come live with me for the next month. if any of you are ever in need of a getaway/adventure, there is always an open couch/blow up bed at my house. my house is your house.

i'm quitting my job in like 2 or 3 weeks. august 25th i think you all should come to long island that afternoon. i will be high as a kite on pain killers because i get my wisdom teeth cut out of my jaw that day. we can have a matress party. make it happen, i miss those.

britty, my plan is to fly out to you either august 17th or 18th and stay for awhile. i don't have to be back in new york until the 23rd. so, start thinking of fun adventures for us to go on!

last night i was at the st. rocco's feast. its this weekend long italian fair in my town. i won a fish!! i let brett name him for me, Dr. Reginald Cheesecake III. he's sitting in a bowl right next me right now and he's kind of freaking out. oh carnival fish, they are crazy. he keeps opening his mouth, and it makes it look like he's angry and yelling. he probably is angry and yelling in fish language, i'm not the best fish caretaker. i kind of forgot you have to feed fish, i brought him to work and my mom asked where his food was. i then realized i don't own fish food. haha.

love love love you all.
-Jean

update on 3sevs pt. 2 brooklyn

I have to keep this brief, as I am tired and cranky.

Mom is moving back to Rochester.
Our room flooded again tonight.So when Jess gets home tonight we have to talk about breaking the lease and moving out by September.
Josh Underwood was supposed to move in.
I'm enjoying my time at Ruby Foo's and there aren't any boys there for me to love (it's great).

Okay stress stress stress. love love love.

Brittany, call me anytime. Also listen to Nada Surf's "Your legs grow" if ever you need to think of me. Here are the lyrics if you need to know why:

If you were here
Baby we'd increase the dose
There was no fear in my room
When we got close
Call me anytime
You've got a ghost
And you're the only person in the world
I feel that way about
And if you move off to the side
I'll get swept back out
Where it's cold but not that deep
Coz your legs grow
There's a light that rises up
From the bottom of the lake
And its beam has hit me hard
Now I'm wide awake
Where it's cold but not that deep
Coz your legs grow

I feel like your summer is the winner, Jean. I hope you're enjoying every breathing moment of it.

the 90's are back in full force.

i was at the mall yesterday and i headed in to nordstrom to do some browsing, and i couldn't help but laugh as soon as i walked in. blasting over the soundsystem was Quad City DJs - Come on ride the train. i guess nordstrom got the memo that the 90's are hip with the youngsters again.

-Ali Jean

get hi.

EFFFF

i really really really miss new york. ugh. we all don't talk enough. i feel like i'm a million miles away. on a space odyssey with no pre-paid space phone. i feel a bit ghostly. pretty disconnected.

i'm the queen of stupid fucking decisions.

i really wish i could come home for guyetti's birthday, but i don't have enough fundage right now. i have an amazing job that pays great but i get paid bi-weekly and i won't even have my first paycheck until after the celebration. i feel like everything is off schedule. i WOULD be able to afford it, but the damn money doesn't come until, seriously, two days after i'd get back from NY. it's like every single element of my life out here works against every single element of my life back there. so gay. time just never wants to make a compromise. it's a selfish dickstore. always gettin its way.

there was a crazy storm on friday that made double rainbows burst from the sky. seriously. there was a rainbow piggy backing another rainbow, and you could see the whole arch. that means there were four ends of the rainbow. one of them landed not far beyond my back door. i waited and waited for you all to show up at my end of that rainbow, but your gay asses never showed. i'm so stealing your lucky charms. i got pictures of it. my lazy bum will post a couple of them later.

anyway, i wish i'd hear from y'all more. i never know when to call you gals. i know you all are super busy with jobs and fun summer stuff and fluffy togetherness, so i tend to hold off on calling and instead complain about my colourless life on here. cross-continental crybabying.

drop me a line? v-conference?

miss miss miss. love love love.

pier jumping

pier jumping. we're all going. jones i'll get you drunk and then you won't be afraid of the water. i went last night, and it was so much fun. the water around here has phosphorus in it, so when you swim at night it glows as you move.

we snuck around the yacht club and ran across the pier and jumped off. then we ran down the street to hide from the security that was at the beach next to where we were. so much fun. i can't wait till tonight, cause i think its going to happen again.

-Ali Jean

holy batman everybody!

amazing. that is all.

-Ali Jean

colorfun!

i played with the colors. i thought we needed some change. or maybe it's just my boredom at work. also will someone else also play with the colors? this is fun. it's under customize.
bonesicles.

i did not even copy and paste.

i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls. i need my girls.

i feel all sorts of obsessive and weird lately. new york city is trapping.

tis a sad sad day....

http://www.newsday.com/business/ny-bzbeer0714,0,3523746.story

eff jobs. who needs em. i know i don't.

hey ladez!
miss guyetti just left my house. we spent a wonderful day together at sea cliff beach, we worked really hard on our tan lines. loveee the weekendsss.

yesterday was day 2 of my new job....and well....i hated every minute of it. i told my boss i could only do 2 days a week and he goes and puts me on for 3. then i notice that he out me on saturday dinner...which is not possible because that is the day of lobster fest at the millz house. i proceeded to tell him that that was not possible for me to work. he then began to get a 'tude with me and said that he assumed that i would be working and already gave someone else off. mind you...i still hadn't finished training. he then said that he could maybe...maybe let me out early. but that would be like 11 pm and my family would probably already be gone. so i called him today and told him i wasn't ever coming back. wooooo back to having 2 jobs!!!

well, i'm gonna hit the hay. i got work with momwater tomorrow bright and early. she said she'd take me out to lunch and that its supposed to rain so i told her i would come in for awhile. hah.

nighty night my loves!
Ali Jean

jfk to den

Britt,
I would just like to let you know that you entry made my pre-menstrually-disoriented self not only cry at work, but then immediately type "new york to denver" in the web address part of the tool bar.

since that is not a website I had to visit Delta.com instead to learn that a flight on august 31st to sept 7th cost a total of $379. I'm going to start saving as soon as I work at the foo's.

arf.

<333
joneses

this is for miss jones...

http://www.koldcast.tv/video/stealing_jane_outside


thought you might like to see your boy bunce rockin out in his music video. ha.

oh john mayer...

so last night me, chris, bunce, matt g, and our friend greg decided that we were going to go to jones beach to sit outside the john mayer show and listen from the beach. well first the main lot was full so we had to park a field over. we carried our chairs over and found some premiere seating under a tree. chris and greg walked back to the cars with the bags are chairs came in. they proceeded to fill them with our beers and got 5 feet from the car when they were stopped by cops. the cops then proceeded to dump out all our beer...because we were dumb and sent chris and greg (neither are 21). haha. so bunce, matt, and i get a call and walk back to the cars. just as we get there it starts to rain like crazy. what a bummer. we went to john mayer and got 75% of our beer taken away by cops and then it rained. thank god i didn't buy tickets for that show. haha.

i started my new job today at the basil leaf cafe. right now i'm on a break cause i'm only training. i don' t know how i'm going to handle having multiple jobs. we'll see how this goes.


well, i must run.
love and miss you!
Ali Jean

man oh man oh man

i miss you gals so much.

sometimes i look out at the mountains and wish they were the rooftops of brooklyn.

sometimes i look at the endless expanses of prairie dog fields and wish they were the sea saturating the shores of long island.

sometimes i look at the moon and wish it were reflecting off a half open window in threesevs, illuminating the activity next door.

sometimes i wish i had the moustache of understanding, and i would undoubtedly move mountains.

3sevs gets a job.

See how that's singular? "A Job." as in, Jess and Alysse work at Ruby Foo's and I'm going to hand in my application tomorrow. We may have entered the real working world but that doesn't mean we're going to be separated. No-sir-ee Bob.

Haha I originally typed Boob.
Jean, Alysse and I were looking through all of our facebook pics yesterday. It must be that time of the month where we all get nostalgic.

Wish me luck.

Also:



did you know you could do this at home now??


ohjoneses

sentimental...

i just sat and went through my photo album from this year via the myspace and it made me really miss you all and purch. i miss being the 5th roomate and seeing you all everyday. i can't wait till we are all reunited again.

love you all.
Ali Jean

look at what we did at 4 a.m. this morning!

A certain little lady proposed a vchat date with me and I couldn't figure out an appropriate time to meet, but apparently somewhere in the 4 o'clock hour was perfect!


Look at who it is! :) so many Yays.


Tour of the new house.


Cheers. Malt liquor in the middle of the night!


oh no! our interwebs is fading!


the final glimpses before we return to text messages and archaic love.

we need to get a mega group chat going. that turned out to be fun, and you ladies know how much I hate vlogging.
<3joneses.

(.)(*)

I've been listening to The Blow and Devendra Banhart a lot lately. Both of make me feel very bittersweet about the end of the last semester. I spent a very long time thinking about what I would say to Devendra B. if I were to ever encounter him, today. Such a babe. I think he might be the most stunning fellow out there (my, my how my tastes varies from the super prep to filthy filthy hippie... but deep down I don't love the prep at all). Man, these hormones are being vicious these days.
Sorry, I'm rambling.
I forgot that working in NYC means that a huge portion of your paycheck is going to be removed to pay the homeless or whatever it is they do with my tax money these days. So when my paycheck started at 889 to left 662... Just enough for rent. I need another job. Maybe I'll join the Foo.
On a much happier note I've decided that the only thing the internet is useful for is looking up pictures of and youtubing ostriches, giraffes, and sea otters. One day when I have the money, I'm going to get the sweetest wildlife tattoo. But for now. Enjoy these: